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Fuck ! Fuck them right up their stupid asses.

So I just had the pleasure of calling Comcast customer support. My goal you ask? Well I have two cable boxes right now; I would like to keep one and exchange one for 2 (two) HD boxes. Sounds simple right? NOPE!!

Comcast: “Sir, let me speak slowly so you can understand me”

ME: “What the fuck is that supposed to mean?”

Comcast: “We are going to exchange both of your boxes for HD boxes and then install a third regular box and then charge you for installation of all 3″

ME: “But I only want to give you one of the boxes and get 2 HD ones. The regular box that I’m going to keep is fine and does not need to be installed again”

Comcast: “Sir, you’re getting confused. I’m going to speak slowly so you can understand what I’m trying to tell you”

ME: “WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN?”

Comcast: “Sir, we are Comcast and we hold the monopoly which means that every time you call us for any reason whatsoever, we are going to steal your money, call you stupid for not understanding why we are stealing your money, and then dig up your dead relatives and fuck them in the ass.”

I can’t wait until GOOGLE comes out with a cable service; or when Verizon finally gets around to giving me FIOS.. The revolution is coming you Comcast bitches - your acts will not be forgotten when there are 300 different cable providers to choose from and you are collecting food stamps, but watching cable (because it will actually be affordable then!)